AISubs v3.7
(clap clap clap)
You're more than welcome!
You! You!
I am the one who started it.
The content is as you said.
What was it? In May,
we were trying to pass this video.
And in February, it happened.
We were like, "We'll get this in three months."
But it became impossible.
It lasted less than a month and we stopped.
We managed to complete it!
Is it true?
It was incredible!
We were planning to make it happen and not make fun of it.
We were like, "Hey, can we do it in a year?"
We thought we wouldn't be able to do it in three months.
But we had no choice but to do it.
While we were making it, Shibayu was like,
Ah, so this is self-sufficiency.
He said it all the time!
The reason I want to do it is...
In the past, there was something like "Masaka's Uncle Championship"
and I made a little bit of a joke about it.
It didn't have enough time,
skills,
and I wanted to reduce it a little more.
It grew so much,
and this time, it's a big one!
- It's my own work! - It's a big one!
- It's not a video, it's a big one! - Yes!
Pachinko is really...
stupid, isn't it?
Today, we're talking about it as a team.
So we'll make one for each team.
- And we'll show it off! - Yeah!
I didn't know much about pachinko when I was in school.
- Me too. - And once again,
I studied a lot for this.
Pachinko is amazing!
It's packed with science!
- Even if you're addicted, you know how it feels. - You know?
How humans can enjoy pachinko
is so well-explained.
- It's probably priceless. - Yeah!
But if you don't reproduce it,
for people who like pachinko,
If you hit it and hit it hard,
If you don't hit it and hit it hard,
that's not pachinko,
you shouldn't think like that.
- I know that. - Are you serious about pachinko?!
Since we have a certain amount of respect for it,
we're serious about pachinko and serious people.
- We're not just like, "No, no, no." - That's right.
- We've studied it thoroughly. - Yes.
- We don't have a future, so let's enjoy it. - That's right.
If you really twist it and a ball comes out and you hit it,
it's not like a roulette will rotate mechanically.
- You can't make a machine. - Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
- There's something like that, and there's a video. - Yes.
- We've prepared it for you. - We've covered it in cloth.
- If you want us to enjoy it like this... - Yeah.
It's pretty simple.
- Can you roll up a towel for me? - I got it.
- Can you roll up a towel for me? - Yes.
- Can you roll up a bath towel, put it on me, and give it back to me? - Okay, I got it.
- Since it's an unveiling party, Toshimi-san is not here. - Yeah, I'm a little lonely, though.
- Okay, raise your eyes! - One, two...
- Look! - Wow!
- Wow!
- Wow! Amazing! - Huh?
- This is... - I see!
- Yes, yes, yes! - Thank you!
- Wow! - C.R. SAUNA GENERAL!
- I am the sauna general! - There's something here!
- That's right! - Huh?
- Wow! - I'm Hoido!
- I'm the sauna general! - Okay!
- I'm the sauna general! - I'm not the general!
- It's difficult to say "sauna" in a serial. - That's right!
- I'm the sauna general! - It's hard to say "sauna general!" in a serial.
- I needed a protagonist like you. - That's me!
- You made a lot of tables, huh? - Yeah, it was hard.
- I made this logo. - Wow!
- It's a sticker design. - I see!
- The theme of the sauna is fire. - I see!
- But look at the side! It's a locker! - Hahaha!
- There's a number on the ladder! - Wow!
- Do you want me to put you on the ladder? - Oh!
- It's on! - How is it?
- It looks like a sauna room!
- It's like a warm sauna room.
- It's like a sauna room, but it doesn't feel like a sauna room!
- Are you ready? - Are you ready?
- Actually, I don't know. - Hahaha!
- You're still doing it! - You do it!
- It's my first time doing it. - Oh, is it?
- Please sit down. - Okay, like this.
- There's one thing you need to know. - Okay!
- The "press a button" part is a little different.
- If you hear it a lot and think "oh, it's like a "press a button" part",
- Please do it. - Okay!
- I'm nervous, but let's do it! - Okay!
- So, this is our "press a button" part!
"CR" - General Sauna!
No, no, no...
Great, great, great!
Hmm?
Oh, oh, oh!
Hmm?
Hmm...
Oh, oh, oh!
It's been a while since the 21st of this month!
I haven't been doing so well lately...
What's going on here?
Huh?
Oh, it's already up and running!
Oh, oh, oh!
It's working! It's working!
Those who forget to pay will be disqualified!
Oh, it's up and running!
Hey, what are you doing with this machine?
You can't fight without a shower!
Oh, reach, reach, reach, reach!
Oh, that's not it!
Reach!
There it is! There it is!
Hmm?
Oh, it's no good... I'm full...
It's no good... I'm full...
Damn it!
What's up with you?
It's like Finland...
Yeah...
Hmm?
Oh, it turned black again!
Oh, I can't see it! I can't see it!
Oh, it came out! It came out!
That's why it was flying just now!
What? What? What's going on?
Hmm?
Oh, no! It's going to break!
Is it going to break? Is it going to break?
Oh!
It broke!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot in here!
It's going to break!
It's hot!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! It's going to disappear! It's going to disappear!
Please!
Oh!
Reach!
Oh, it came out!
It's four!
Three!
Oh!
Five!
What? What?
I think it's too cold!
It's red! It's red! It's red!
Isn't it that one?
Excuse me!
Oh, I can't see it!
Today, we will be providing you with a ride-in service starting at 9 PM!
Oh!
Please! Please! Please!
Wow! Wow!
How much horsepower does it have?
It doesn't look like it...
You can't do it!
I'm going in!
Hey!
What is it?
Damn it!
Oh! What is it?
Wow! It's too cold!
This guy can't do it at all!
Huh?
General, please!
What is it?
Minister Sa, Minister Wu, and even more!
It looks hot in here.
A beach?
I don't know.
Wow!
It's an ocean!
Is there something in the ocean?
Oh! It's a sea!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
It's coming out!
Wow!
What is it?
Can you do it?
I think it's important!
It's there!
I drank it!
It's totally fine!
What will happen?
Congratulations on your life!
It's totally fine!
What was that?
What was that?!
I thought it was really hot.
There you are!
You're not General Sao, Yatsui!
It's not "one"!
It's "four" again!
Not again!
You are also my losing team.
It wasn't "one".
You're definitely strong!
This is...
I have to win against General Sao, don't I?
I thought it was General Sao, Yatsui.
I'm counting on you, General Sao, Yatsui!
Take my hot poison!
(He's breathing heavily.)
What's that?
It's not "one".
It's "four"!
I can't stand it!
What?!
It's "one"!
It's not "four".
I summon you with all my might!
Come forth, gun of madness!
Rory!
Rory the leader!
Is it really that bad?
Hang in there, General Sound!
We're almost there!
Huh?
Drive!
Huh?!
Will you do it for me?
Who?
Is it you?
Oh!
Wow!
Red letters for "gun of madness"!
I told you!
Turn up the rhythm!
It's 2 o'clock! 2 o'clock! 2 o'clock!
Stop it! Stop it!
"Hito" or "Igiri"?!
"Tono" or "Otonoi"?!
"Tono" or "Igiri"?!
Okay, when you open your eyes, you'll see it on the left.
- Okay, ready? - Yes!
One, two...
- Welcome! - Welcome!
It's noisy in here.
Huh? Huh?
To the vending machine?
Huh?
Huh? We're finally going this far?
We have...
made a full house of pachinko!
Yeah!
It's similar in style, isn't it?
There's one caveat.
There may be a moment when you press a button in pachinko.
There's a gauge that tells you to press a button.
Press it as soon as the gauge reaches zero.
If you press it too early, it may feel weird.
Okay, okay.
If you press it too hard, it may break.
So don't do that.
- Okay, we're good, right? - Yes!
I don't think we should press it.
- You can press it directly on the monitor. - Huh?
Don't look! Don't look!
- This could be a security issue. - Don't look!
- This could be a security issue.
We're the cause of it!
CR Full House
- Start! - Okay!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
It's bright!
Whoa! I see it!
- A whale! - Whoa, scary, scary, scary!
The footage is amazing!
The sound...
Oh, no!
It's fun today, too!
A whale!
- A whale! - Oh, no!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
A whale!
- A whale! - A whale!
A whale!
I'm hungry!
I ate too much!
If you want nutrition, eat more!
I'm full!
It happens sometimes.
Just do it!
- Whatever, next one. - Oh, it's here.
I knew it!
He's doing it again.
He's doing it like this.
- Oh, it's a tent! - Oh, it's a tent!
He's doing it again!
What's that?
- I didn't know what it was. - I didn't know what it was.
There's nothing in my hand.
It's annoying.
- Close! - Close!
- Ready... - Ready...
- Yes! - Yes!
It's stable.
- Oh, it's working. - Oh, it's working.
It's here!
It's not a time lag.
Ramen is a high-risk, high-desire food.
Power is power!
Stand up and face tomorrow!
Next time, "Ramen is power!"
Please look forward to it!
It's hot.
- How is it? - It's really hot.
It's here!
It says "pitch and reach"!
Aim it! Aim it!
Don't get lost! Don't get lost!
Don't get lost!
bad!
Don't get lost!
Good!
Ouch!
good!
Ouch!
we were beaten by someone for the first time
I'm lost! I'm lost!
Don't get lost! Don't get lost!
Be sneaky, take the wrong path!
Go!
Okay!
Dangerous!
bad bad
RED! RED!
YES! I GOT IT!
I WANT RED!
LUKEWARMING! LUKEWARMING!
This is it! I'm sure there are no oil left after all this.
No way! No way!
No way!
LUKEWARMING!
YES!
LUKEWARMING!
LUCKY!
We look forward to your return.
Don't say things like "less oil" and stuff like that!
You're annoying!
This is bad!
Here it comes!
Let it go! Let it go!
You can't do that! You can't do that!
This is annoying!
More dark eyes!
Less dark eyes!
Are you a woman with dark eyes?!
Garlic! Garlic!
What is it?! It's garlic!
Whoa! It's moving! It's moving!
You're weird!
It's moving!
No, it's not moving!
Look at its face!
It's behind you!
It's behind us!
It's doing it!
All right!
Let's eat ramen!
It's evolving!
It's the same!
I can't believe it!
Cooking Ramen Ayami Challenge
This is hard, this is really hard!
Please try it!
I have been waiting for 2 minutes!
This is hard!
Ayami Challenge
Now let's get started!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go, go
Wow, wow, you're fast!
You're all good!
Fast, fast, fast, fast!
Red, red, red, red
Red! Red! Red!
Go! Go! Go!
Good! Good! Good!
Good! Good!
Faster! Faster!
It's moving, it's moving!
Go straight! Straight! Straight!
Go!
Second one!
Third one!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Oh, you're not good! You're not good!
Yes! Yes!
Oh, you're not good!
I'm counting on you! I'm counting on you!
Admit it!
Go!
Congratulations!
Neingly
Great performance!
Nice!
Good morning!
It was fun.
I'm happy you were so excited.
Thank you.
It was easy to get excited.
It's hard to think about climate.
You can't make a mistake.
It was all final cut, wasn't it?
It's possible, isn't it?
What's the color of it?
It's not the color of it.
I told you to hit it like this in advance.
Green, red, white.
It was pleasant.
The last six sides.
I worked hard and finally said "please".
I got a lot of money when I hit it.
It's supposed to end with 300 shots.
If you hit it in a row, you'll get more for one shot.
It's supposed to end in overcharge.
Then you'll be pleasured with love.
If you like pachinko, you'll love it.
We were satisfied.
It's amazing.
I'll leave it here for a while and do it.
Then I have to leave my ipad.
You are affectionate.
The creativity of about two weeks has expired.
I want you to do it.
Me?
I'm probably the only one.
I made it and thought about it, but I can't make it easily.
I see.
It's a terrible thing.
If it's over like this, what will happen to Kyourak's employees?
I see.
Thank you for your hard work.
It may be done in ten years.
At that time, I will ask for it alone.
Thank you for your hard work.